Drag ha, Nicole

(Source: husssel, via the-bohemiansoul)

"I am trying to see things in perspective. My dog wants a bite of my peanut butter chocolate chip bagel. I know she cannot have this, because chocolate makes dogs very sick. My dog does not understand this. She pouts and wraps herself around my leg like a scarf and purrs and tries to convince me to give her just a tiny bit. When I do not give in, she eventually gives up and lays in the corner, under the piano, drooping and sad. I hope the universe has my best interest in mind like I have my dog’s. When I want something with my whole being, and the universe withholds it from me, I hope the universe thinks to herself: "Silly girl. She thinks this is what she wants, but she does not understand how it will hurt."

THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE by Blythe Baird  (via likespancakes)

(Source: blythebrooklyn, via thepreppyfloridagirl)

"Seduction is about intelligence and wit. Someone who makes me laugh has every chance to seduce me."

Riccardo Tisci  (via inthebuffandblue)

(Source: fuckyeahriccardotisci, via lesswhine-morewine)

espeonchan:

“why don’t poor people just get a job?”

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(Source: missespeon, via stability)

«There will be books written about Harry, every child in our world will know his name.»

(Source: fyesharrypotter, via wandkeepers)

ryancrobert:

you can just tell that Nicki Minaj is the kind of person that when you’re telling a story and everyone else in the group is talking over you, she’s making direct eye contact with you and paying extra attention so that you don’t get discouraged and stop mid-story

(via unsuccessfulmetalbenders)

humanitys-fallen-angel:

billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

[gets 80%] HOW???????

(via stability)

sodamnrelatable:

i found an image that accurately describes my drive and motivation in life

image

(via stability)

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