"I want to marry you and annoy you for the rest of your life."

thequeenofhell:

what Americans imagine being Australian means

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jaclcfrost:

in all my years that i have been on this earth i have not played spin the bottle once. does this mean that i’ve never actually lived? do a lot of people actually even play spin the bottle? or is its importance and prevalence stretched and exaggerated in media? these are the questions of the hour

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autumnraining:

CAN WE TAKE A SECOND TO APPRECIATE AN ACTUAL LINE FROM A FALL OUT BOY SONG:

“Anything you say can and will be held against you so only say my name”

IF YOU DON’T THINK THAT’S SMOOTH AS FUCK YOU CAN GET OUT OF MY FACE CAUSE THAT’S A SWEET-ASS PICKUP LINE

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que-mystery:

arabellesicardi:

"text me when you get home" means "i love you, be safe." 

It really does

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clacl:

taking a selfie thinking it looks good and then seeing it flipped

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